"huh I wonder why they're all wearing masks? maybe its just like cold season stuf- LOCKDOWN AAAQHHHHHH"
HE MADE A CALANDAR FOR HIMSELF OF THEIR DATE PHOTOS
XDDD
HELL YEAH
I verbally went "YOU DUMB BITCH" when he confessed he was a stalker
DID BRO NOT ALREADY KNOW?!!?1 HE SAYS TO HIS FACE "yeah I've been following you for a couple of months and I convinced someone you look up to, to set us up on a date" AND HE GOES "cool!" and I was like "lol so thats like an internal: oh so he's been stalking me but he's hot so its fine"
Holy shit thats so funny
110% he saw that men could get pregnant and was planning on knocking him up so he wouldn't leave
like if this wasn't so fluffy I just know that would have been the plot
I'm sorry but if the lawyer outs you, its no win or lose? no fee
Weirdly obsessed with how Cliff assumingly got his good ending???
I assume he'll havve an undetermined amound of time searching for the author, and considering he's interested in how twisted she is, i don't think he'll care that she looks different, so like? weirdly good end?
I think it’s really satisfying that the og author has an implied good ending from it. Like she went through a decade long time loop 14 times, so even if she was a bitch she deserves her crazy man to come and find her crazy ass (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
HERE'S MY THEORY
Heart's actually Henry, like everything else is different but like the heart had his soul or something, thats why he doesn't have memories like blondie does
I reckon the main like "conflict" will be between heart and the one that has henry's head
Different note, just remembered this a story where he immediately starte sucking dick, cool story stuff probably isn't going to happen, he's probably just going to end up with 3 dudes, ignore me
So doc be like: now who to choose, the heart, the face, or the dick??
Yea that’s definitely gonna be the real choice, but like I feel doc is a bit dumb cause when the dude mentioned how he had Henry’s heart and he came back and wants to be with him, it’s literally him saying that’s what’s in Henry’s heart like dog homeboy just told you that the man you’re obsessed with actually liked you…..like when the guy with his face shows up I just know I’m gonna mad like
LMFAOOOO DR A'S FARM AND SLAMMER DOGS SET MY STANDARDS SO HIGH FOR BRAINLESS YAOI I ALMOST FORGET THE POINT IS HORNY WOMEN NOT ARISTOTLE LEVEL LORE