LovelyD's Things

If you ever in your life have gotten a bad fast food order and felt the need to call back and inform the fast food employee that you did not like your order


Don’t



I promise you



WE DO NOT CARE


First and foremost I was not working yesterday so i don’t know why you felt the need to call back the next day but I have no idea what went wrong that day


Second of all I am a cashier. I don’t make the food I just bag it and tell you to have a nice day. Even if I was working that day I have no effect on how the food comes out at ALL



Last but not least



THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT????


Like legitimately all that happens when you call is:

“My food was bad”

“I’m sorry you felt that way”

*hangs up*


Like do you not have anything better to do than to bother a broke college student


I hope when your friends ask you what you did today you say “I argued with a 19 year old cashier cause my chicken didn’t have enough sauce on it”


But now that I think about it you probably have no friends anyways


Dumb bitch

MY STORY IS NUMBER 24 IN MYSTERY ROMANCEEEEE


I have no idea how wattpad’s ranking system works but it probably means something right?


Anyways my story is about a girl stuck inside of a high school romcom movie if that sounds interesting to you at all you should check it out and give me some feedback


Here’s the link: https://www.wattpad.com/1448005137?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=MessengerD

Anyways since it seems like mangago is about to kick the bucket go read my story y’all its about a girl who finds out she’s stuck in a shitty high school rom com movie. Feedback and advice is very much appreciated!


https://www.wattpad.com/1448005137?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=MessengerD

The Barbie soda is garbage





Can’t believe I spent 3 dollars on this shit

Ruflestiflekun did nothing wrong


You’re telling me this man made a deal with her to make gold in exchange for her first born child


And after helping her she wants to be all like “nooooo dont take my first born child noooo”

Like bitch you were aware what the deal was

YOU MADE THE DEAL

NO ONE FORCED YOU TO

AND NOW YOU WANNA ACT CLUELESS?????


Don’t get me wrong he is a dumb bitch for letting her find out his name (there are many versions of this story but in every one ive read the way she finds out his name all boils down to him being a dumb bitch and doing shit like saying it when he thinks hes alone or something else stupid)


Like if we really think about it he helped her out and what did he get in return?


NOTHING


JUSTICE FOR RUMPMYSTYLEKEN