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It is currently the dead of night and i just heard the most blood curdling scream coming from the upstairs apartment followed by a “Issa(?) please!”





Ive been trying to record shit for like the past half an hour and im getting so mad because i will be recording for like 10 minutes straight and there will be no noise and the INSTANT i stop recording ill hear other weird shift like grunting or crying. The only thing i managed to catch on video was someone laughing.




Told my friend about it and she told me to go check it out but i am absolutely not doing that because the fuck do i look like????


She really thinks this shit is a movie smh you will NOT be hearing about me on the next true crime episode talking about “she was a good girl who was kind to all” NOPE

Do you guys ever be so cold you be inside cold?


Like even though the heater is on fool blast your still shivering cause you cold inside


Like youre inside cold?


Do yall get what im saying im tryna explain but idk

Karma isnt real and i think that that’s something that a lot of people have trouble accepting


I think that most people like to believe that bad people, especially people who hurt us, will themselves get hurt in the future but that’s not true


Sometimes bad people will do bad things and go on to live happy and fulfilling lives without ever facing justice


Sometimes the people who hurt us the most will never face any real consequences for their actions


If you’re lucky the guilt will slowly eat them alive even if nobody else knows and if you arent then they’ll completely forget about what they did and live their lives not weighed down by anything


And then they die and thats it


You can argue that they’ll face some sort of retribution in the after life (if you believe in that) but we dont know that for sure. Nobody does.


For a long time whenever i got hurt or abused by others the one thing that would keep me going was the thought that one day they would get what’s coming to them


That one day they’ll look back and regret what they did to me even if it takes 10 20 or 30 years


But rather than hope for something that i cant control i find myself much happier these days trying to forget about them


If they’re allowed to completely forget about what they did then I’m allowed to do the same


If they can live their lives happily and carefree I should get to do the same


I deserve to be happy too

Bro I’m so sick of people commenting on my accent especially cause you bitches can not for the life of you agree on what I apparently sound like


I go to church and it’s all “your American accent has taken over” “you sound white” “you speak like Donald trump (they were being deadass when they said this)”


BUT THEN

I GO TO WORK


AND THE CUSTOMERS WANNA BE LIKE


“Oh where are you from?” “I like your accent” “your accent is really cute and the fact that you don’t realize you have one is even cuter (honestly one of the worst pick up lines I have heard in my entire life like I had to stop everything I was doing just so I could give him a blank stare)


I got curious and asked one time how they knew I was Nigerian because I’m pretty damn sure I don’t have an accent especially when I use my customer service voice and apparently it’s the “incantation of my voice” whatever the fuck that means



Anyways immigrants of mangago please tell me y’all know what I’m talking about and if you do please explain it to me because I don’t understand

Can some recommend me a story where the mc is not like other girls but like fr



Like i want her to be doing weird shit like eating chicken bones or sniffing ass or liking pineapple pizza



Just give me stories with female MCs that are very deranged or weird