I all of a sudden have the urge to make a y/n fanfic but I make the y/n do the weirdest most insane shit and then shame the reader for doing it like it was there choice
Something like
“He extends his hand toward you but instead of shaking it y/n unhinges their jaw and puts his entire hand in their mouth biting it clean off. While he screams in horror, y/n then proceeds to devour what’s left of him. First his head, then his torso, but not his feet. You leave the feet as a keepsake. A memorabilia of the fantastic meal you just had. Also you just don’t like to eat feet. You find them kinda icky tbh. Personally I think eating any part of a human is ‘icky’ but you do you I guess.”
Istg the people in this lobby need to learn volume control because there should be no reason why youre sitting two tables away from me and i can still hear your whole convo
ALSO WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS LOBBY HAVING THE MOST FREAKY ASS CONVOS LIKE WHAT THE HELL????
Guys across from me talking about how he laid pipe so good she started sounding like she was having an exorcism
Girlies in the corner talking about how he had her walking funny the whole day
That one girl and her weird ass boyfriend are fucking making out
Like do yall not realize that some of us are tryna get work done??? Like i know the semesters ending but its not over yet like calm down?????
Anyways how we feeling about our grades this semester?
