GlisteningRain's Favorite

assholes everywhere, assholes are raining, surrounded by assholes, and cornered by asshole... it seems they all have their heads up their ass! No wonder their mouths can only spew bullshit!!

Damn Zichen, my boy, that's not what I meant when I said "quickly, just fall for him".

This is joke so dont @ me

uke and seme sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes unrequited love
Then comes rape!
Then their relationship begins to reshape!
“I didn’t know you liked me that much”
“I told you every day”
“Well for some reason I still didn’t know, ok?”
And even after rape, we shouldn’t pretend
That the happy couple isn’t gonna have sex at the end!

so you know like
the male lead is all, 'i am an unfeeling human/i'll have none of this relationship BS'/i shall cooperate with you in this but do not expect love'
and FL is like, 'o ya sure'

then several weeks/months later ML is like, //internally yearns, 'oh my god i love her' and FL is all, ''i like you so much friend, thank you for being my fRiend, FrieND. this arrangement we have is extremely comfortable and i treasure you so much as a friend, my buddy my pal my bro my comrade. which is why you must never worry about me falling in love with you because we are GREAT FRIENDS and me falling in love with you is a scenario that will never happen lmao anw when will this secret contract end amirite'

and ML is just '' :'( </3 ...ok"

so are there any lists/tags/series/webtoon/manga specifically with that type of scene. I WOULD ALSO BE GOOD WITH THIS ON BL

This is the quite possibly the worst ML in history.

1. Neglects his 19yr old pregnant wife and leave her with his abusive family
2. Idgaf about him wanting to save his business. Clearly that was more important that the physical and mental well-being of his pregnant wife
3. He NEVER once believed her when she tried to tell him of the abuse she was suffering. Women are already at risk for depression and hormonal imbalance during pregnancy and her real life trauma could only serve to heighten those odds
4. She has a miscarriage and tells you that your cousin did it and you just decided automatically she was wrong and didn’t even want to investigate. If I were her, I would just probably just killed all those in his family involved but that’s just me
5. In all those 10 yrs, he didn’t seek her out and so he obviously didn’t really care about her. Then gets pissy that she might have moved on. Then decides to blackmail her into sex. POS
6. FUCK HIS BROTHER TOO. He didn’t tell the fucking truth about the situation until 10 yrs later
7. She gets pregnant again, to which he decides to doubt that it’s his like he didn’t force her into their relationship to begin with and like he is totally incapable of using contraceptives himself
8. I guess it took her deciding “fuck this, I’m taking my baby and won’t marry you because you didn’t protect me the first time and probably can’t this time” for him to think “oh wait. She won’t even marry the super rich me? Maybe she wasn’t lying and I should go finally try to see a decade later if wasn’t lying about how disgusting my family is”
9. It honestly confounds me how he didn’t know how shitty his family was because he is clearly cut from the same crappy cloth. Like he is equally as bad, if not WORSE than his abusive, baby murdering family because he was idle during all of it to a girl who relied on him because she had NO OTHER FAMILY besides him and never loved his wife more than his family (because he never once believed her)
10. I might have been able to redeem him from -47 points if he had realized how shit he was automatically and decided to break things off with her and let her keep the baby and live happily because he clearly doesn’t even deserve to breathe the same air as her but what does he do? He bangs her and then wants to discuss his absolve family in bed. Then when she tells him about the baby after he tells her he’s learned the truth, he questions it being his and wants a DNA test, and then treats the fact that his cousin basically attempted to murder her and her baby and his dad and brother covered it up like it is casual beside conversation.

I know no one probably read this far. But yes, this makes it official. He’s the worst ML in history.

Anyone know any good Enemy to lovers smut? Like, i'm talking "fuck you, asshole" to ''please fuck my asshole" LMAOOO


but yes pls lmk, looking more for a straight couple, but yaoi is fine as well!!! not super into yuri tho
(any sort of similar trope like enemy to lovers is ok as well, like frenemy to lover or sumn, or like char a is in love with char b, but b can't tolerate them, however b gradually learns to, eventually leading to them liking them back or having char a and b's tropes switched halfway into plot!! idk the list could go on)

Isaac’s got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers.

I’m sorry but I can’t find the kid cute even though FL says so ╥﹏╥ Like his eyebrows take up 30% of his face and I feel so bad saying that

Ik this is fiction and all and the reason is probably to attract people so don't @ me but.... Bitch not BL characters ( mainly semes obviously) built like they are gorillas on steroids especially ones with characters in high school. Ain't no one in high school built like that, but bitch Back to school?! Even the uke looks like a damn gigantapithicus blacki. ( Look that up if your curious, my spelling prob ain't right). We like them big but not 15 meter ass armor Titan or something. ┗( T﹏T )┛

Well it’s been some time since y’all mr Han and Param shippers got fed so I guess eat up while I stab my eyes

I see a rose
I see a boat
And I smell accident that’s coming close

He may be dressed up as a vampire but I don’t he only wants to suck blood ;)

Kasia is definitely the daddy if she's in a relationship with Ernon.

thankyousomuch for taking the time out of your day to translate and upload this!!!

this story folds my socks, butters my biscuits, and brushes my teeth so i greatly appreciate it ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄

*grabs chest*
Is this the feeling of love? (▰˘◡˘▰)

Narrator voice: That was a lie. It was in fact, fear.

But-




















MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL~
AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISNT RATIONAL, ITS PHYSICAL~~~~ ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~

*Cracks knuckles* Oh look there's something on your face. *Punches the father* It was pain bitch!