i'd pretend to help them then proceed to beat the shit out of them just for fun and give the robber their stuff along with clothes and let them lay out in the street naked and when they come to I hope they're surrounded with people looking at their exposed pp and then I hope it gets hard from being nervous and embarrassed and I'll just sit back and......
Happy birthday!!! Have some wholesome/hot pics and some cake-
Jerk it for sure!!! Omgg so curious!!
Probably pinch myself and wake up again, this time for real ╮(￣▽￣)╭ But seriously, I'd probably be too busy being unsettled and worried about other circumstances surrounding this, such as the reason how such a thing could even happen in the first place. Am I hallucinating? Is this some kind of isekai plot become reality? Aliens?
sucking your own dick