“Who are you?!” The big bad wolf. You know the one that is here to steal your sheep and ruined your job...
“Someone told the sacrifice how he could avoid being eaten. Who on Earth are you?” Well, the sacrifice is still being eaten. Just not the typical way we eat things with our mouth. But he is definitely being devoured for sure... ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
“Don’t go anywhere, kid...You’re better off right where I can see you.” Why he got me over here kicking my feet and squealing. Like I haven’t forgot what he did on the island. But I’m gonna let it slide for now... (〜￣△￣)〜
“I’ll teach you right now. Then you can go back there and give it a whirl.” If his Highness catches them dancing. Well, R.I.P. To my good friend Elsen...
“But I’m sure of it. Whenever the Asian guy was out smoking on the balcony, the white guy would join him in nothing but his boxers and call him Honey.” I'm over here rolling on the floor laughing. Talk about a misunderstanding...
"After nine weeks, there's a risk my internal organs could rupture." Say what now?! Can't believe he went ahead and did that. But then again, he probably didn't think he would be getting pregnant anytime soon... ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
“It didn’t take long for me to regret…Saying I like it too.” I told you so!!! I knew he was going to regret teaching Guwon about sex. Because he kept at it. Nonstop, didn’t pause, not even once. Let me pull up a wheelchair for him...
"We were damn lucky to live in a house with a backyard. If we were in an apartment, someone would've called 911, and then we'd probably be knocked out with tranquilizer darts." I need someone like that in my life, wishing it was me... ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
“I’m gay. I like men. Or…I did have a girlfriend, so maybe that means I’m bi. In any case, I’m into guys now.” I done spit up my drink! I cannot believe he just said that like it was nothing. But good for him, I'm so proud... (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
“If someone spills blood for my sake, I don’t think I’d be able to handle it. The guilt and fear...They weigh me down.” Don’t open that door!!! I’m telling you this for your own good. You don’t need to see anything there... (╯°Д °)╯╧╧