I know we like to praise Eric cuz he's such a beautiful walking green flag.
But I'd also like to point out how this man did NOT hesitate to get rid of that maid the moment he realized that she'd found out about Miesa. Not to mention he did it in such a beautifully cunning way, shoving the lipstick down her throat to both, prove they were trying to poison Miesa AND get rid of her without anyone batting an eye or linking it to what she had said.
The way I NEED a man like this.