When I was in kindergarten my mother bought a gallon of peanut butter from Sam's club, the next day it was gone, I had eaten it all. My mother was so pissed she told me I was allergic to peanut butter (and I believed it) she was so into it that when I started school she lied to the school telling them I was allergic to peanut butter, I was the only......
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did being awake for far too long
