
The premise is kinda sad... No matter how much comedy you slap in there. Also ??? You brought a person back to life with the HEART of your lover and then tell him he's not your type?? Then go jump on a medium ugly guy just because he has his dick?? ALSO WHY DOES THE POOR GUY WITH THE HEART HAS SCARS ON HIS WHOLE CHEST AND EVEN ON HIS FACE, AND THE DICK GUY NOTHING??? Better for ME cause the heart guy is extra hot now.

After multiple... multiple rereads I've realised that in chapter 5 it says 'cherry in lemon's pov' instead of 'lemon in cherry's pov'.
Also I'm drunk and it's even funnier. ALSO back then in 2022 his dick would be considered humongous, but with bls these days... I'd say it's above average.... 3++ YEARS LATER I STILL YEARN FOR MORE
The cover is giving "I have the one and only 24carat gold labubu"