''Ok boomer.''
''Where is the closest Chipotle to me?''
''Uh let me guess, you're too tired and you're too lazy to go out and cook something for yourself, right? So instead you're gonna go waist your money on some expensive restaurant to buy yourself some guacamole. Unbelievable, the entitlement you Millennials have today. You wonder why you can't afford housing and yet you spend your money on Chipotle like six to seven times a week? It's hilarious. Y'know heres a tip, maybe don't go buy yourself that guacamole every time AND another thing, you Millennials, you're always complaining about global warming this, global warming that. HEY I'm in Milwaukee and it's freezing, and you're gonna talk to me about global warming? Get outta here. And who is this Ninja kid everyone's talking about? You hear about this, you see this? apparently there's some guy named Ninja, he makes money playing video games? What's that all about? Back in my days if you played video games you would've gotten beat up. Now you're a multi-millionare? Get outta here!''
Am I hallucinating or are the letters in one of the panels moving?
I haven't noticed that, but i think that would be such an amazing thing to do in horror story. Can you imagine how creepy it would be while reading a story to see the words slowly moving. Moving slow enough that you wouldn't notice at first glance, but while reading you would have a feeling that there's stuff moving around.
''I dab for the lovers, I dab for the haiters, I dab for the nowies and I dab for the laters. I dab for the tomatoes, I dab for tomaters, I dab for the nuggets and I dab for the- UAAH f*ck.''
''One for the nuggets and one for the taters. God dammit.''
''I dab for the Lukes and I dab for the Vaders. I dab for the chefs and I dab for th waiters.''
''Hey everyone it's me, ''Gamerguy88''. Uhh welcome back to ''Fortnite Funnies Volume 1''. Uhhm I'll be doing this every day, forever until either I or Fortnite dies. Whichever comes first. The race is on!''
''Can we pop one off for Shrek 5?''
''I have forgotten all the shortcuts for everything. I just wanna dab, hey how do you dab? What's-what's the emote button again? Oh bless you, thank you everyone! I like to play a game where uh, I do a deep dab everytime I think I'm gonna die soon.''
''Oh stop, stop, stop stop stop stop. No no no. Dab dab. Hell yeah! Hahahaha *clap* *clap* hahaha.''
''Can we pop one off for gamergirls?''
''So this is Karen, she hates men but can't stop datig 'em.''
''Ah no ahh-AH eliminated by ''boomer'' hahaha *sniff* hahahahaha.''
''Uh this is Bobert uh he is an incel with a heart of gold.''
''So for this game we're gonna take the pacifist route and uh not kill anyone.''
''There you go, there you go, I think it was worth it. Yeah *clap* *clap* *clap*.''
'' SO this time we're gonna take the genocide route. Where we will kill everyone.''
''Pop one off for them troops.''
''Oh sick, we got a deep dabber, Yo whattup dude! I'll deep dab with you, absolutely! Epic! So sick dude! Very cool, do it again, do it again! Idiot. *pow* HAHA WUUOOOH. And that's why they call me the butler, because I cleeean up! Hah!''
''This is Charly, he is a proud anti-vaxxer, flat eather who STRONGLY defends the death penalty. He has his reasons.''
''Let's pop one off for fursuit fridays.''
''You gotta keep your head in a swivel when you play fortnite, Ow woa woa woa woa woa woA wOA WOA!''
''I'm not gonna stop until I get uh tenth place. All you have to do is hide!''
''Now that Ninja left twitch, I can be the Fortnite twitch king.''
''38 I'mcounting. 36. please. thirty-fifth. I'm in 35. place, I just touched the ground an I'm already in 35. place. I'm a god. Frotnite forever.''
''Can you literally deep dab in a mac, Jesus Christ.''
''18. place, I'm in 18. place and I don't know what I'm doing. This is phenominal. 13., Guys we are so close. We can win this!''
''Can we pop one off for getiing 12. place?''
''10. PLACE! *pow* *pow* *pow* We did it reddit! Alright I'm greedy, I want single digets. Ow no no no FU-''
'' I tried so hard, and got so far (singing)''
''Hey guys, Imma be honest with you, I don't get death stranding.''
''I love streaming because the energy is so raw and live. You never know what's gonna happen. *burp*''
''Alright, It's time to drop outta the battle bus. This is really- I love fortnite dude. This game works really well hah. Ah here we go. Oh my god Barak Obama just subbed, OH SHIT!''
''Hah, This is haha the worst fucking game I've ever played. Hahahaha.''
''Let me know in the comment below how much you love fotnite on a scale of one to epic *burp*''
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*music ''I'm a jumpscare!''
You guys don't have good taste and it shows
I apologize, looking at this after almost 4 years is making me cringe, thus I have to agree with everyone who decided to dislike this comment.