
Dude no way, if my bestie, my lifelong bestie ever spills my secret to a man, a man she knew less than 5 minutes, I am ending my friendship with her, even if that man was the simpiest simp for me and rays of sunshine emerged from his hole every time he said my name, the friendship would still be over.
Like I'm literally holding myself back, and his Boing Boings keep growing.