imagine being Iris and some old boomer comes up to you with some sort of foot fetish.... i wonder if she can log into her onlyfans account using her smartphone
LMAO WTF
This comment send me to orbit lmao
lord galencia's armor looks like he's wearing a bra.
the rest of his body is exposed unless that sweater and pants secretly has +15 durability and +10 protection, but then again I guess that doesn't matter since everyone be targeting those man boobs
Jsksk his breastplate had me thinking he was a girl for a second when i was translating ╮(￣▽￣)╭
but yes, must protect those man tiddies! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
Why is she still covering for him? Just expose the rat! They're in the middle of a war. She's legit gambling with lives, all over what? To get a one up? So she won't get caught up in the golden summoner fraud? she's already implicated. So there can be a whole gotcha exposed moment? But in the meantime poor side characters are putting their trust/lives in the hands of the "golden summoner". rip all the soldiers under the fake's command. get the useless guy out!!!
I believe she will also get implicated for 'lying' if she revealed herself. Theres no saying how that dumb blonde guy will throw lies around to save his sorry ass. He will likely blame her for everything and the other idiots will believe him because they are all misogynists.
And judging by what Baron just said I assume the public would believe a man before a woman. Then make up rumors about her being a bitch for moving on too quick etc
Exactly cuz a man's words are more credible than a woman's in that particular era. They are more likely to dismiss her achievements and pin the blame on her for 'enabling' him to lie to the rest of them.
Yeah you are right
omfg so relatable
They look like oversized bobble heads that I can't take the plot seriously anymore. Compare the most recent chapter to chapter 1 and the whole vibe is off. Then she calls herself a whre cause they slept together without being in love, and i'm like gf plz no. He should've just used his right hand.
I cringed so hard at that like I had to stop reading. Shes degrading herself for literally no reason. They’re being so extra like it’s not that serious
She’s not debasing herself lol. And the reason was clearly stated: because he’ll die if he doesn’t take care of it with someone. You might have missed it because she’s not acknowledging it with but the very fact that she went this far for him actually confirms the fact that she already has feelings for him and probably hates him and herself because of it.
He has a right hand he can use but they chose to ignore it. And if she has feelings for him that’s honestly pretty upsetting considering what he’s done to her. I just honestly lost any connection for this story.
Lol I don’t know much about aphrodisiacs, but in every story I’ve read, apparently the hand just isn’t enough.
Also the fact is, she actually started to lower her guard around him after he told her about his past and started falling for him in the process. It’s not hard to miss unless you choose to listen to nothing but her words instead of her facial expressions and actions, because it’s pretty obvious she’s just lying to herself since she hates herself and him for feeling that way.
Also there’s a huge difference between the version of him that was manipulated into killing her and her family in a past life he doesn’t even remember and this version of him who has learned that his girlfriend is a manipulative, self-serving snake who took advantage of his trauma. So all he’s truly done to her in this lifetime, is tell her that he won’t love her or be a husband to her since he already had a girlfriend…
And at the risk of making you lose further connection: she’s not infertile and they’re an end game couple.
Oop well when you put it that way it makes sense. I’m going to keep reading since I’ve come this far but I hope they clear things up soon
Hey... so like a few chapters have gone by. And it feels like the story has completely changed. I felt like updating the summary:
Calliope is a bard with zero charisma, no social connections, knows nothing of her situation cause everyone around shelters her. They legit tell her nothing, not to worry, and then they either die or disappear. Calliope's legit at death's door, but then game support is all like: we adding bard buffs.
Calliope goes back in time. She's a baby for like 100 chapters. But those 100 chapters aren't fillers. It's basically her flexing the new buffs. Cause not only did she go back in time, she's now perfect. She's suddenly eloquent with her words, so different from when she was begging for help pre-time skip. She's making friends with all the right people, despite being sheltered by her family and basically cutoff from all that important social stuff. Everyone simping on her good looks. She's actually an underaged model, and that one chapter with the creep taking stalker pictures, publishing it and the whole pedo vibes. Certainly her looks could have helped her pre-time jump? No, because baby buffs.
Also floating whale spoke about some magic to do with her voice, but Calliope needs to test it out by buying an outfit from Hot Topic and singing at a shady bar as a 12 year old. Anticipate another 100 chapters of her experimenting on singing. Not only is she going to introduce folk music to nobility, but she just signed a record deal with SM entertainment. Now can Calliope uncover the secrets of who killed her family? She's ready with her simp army, the latest drip, and bard super powers.
TLDR; bard goes back in time with OP buffs, creates simp harem
Love it x'D
bro the sm entertainment part took me out lmao
NOT HOT TOPIC ⚰⚰⚰
accurate
MC be like: sorry i took your place, your family, everything...
OG chloe: keep it. I got your wifi. 5G be bussin - hear that? my smart fridge telling me to hydrate. Brita can wait, i'm plenty wet. Alexa play WAP
LMAO
father be right tho. the gods can create storms and natural disasters that kill and hurt humans, and the humans that die miserably get to serve the gods and essentially be weaponized slaves for eternity. the worse punishment the gods get? reborn with a blank slate and no memory of their deeds. no accountability of their actions, no need to make up for their actions, they don't get to suffer through any feelings of guilt cause it's a new life.
bisha & yato be like: yea lemme unleash all my power to take down the sorcerer, the humans that get caught up in this mess are just casualties. i can just be reborn no prob.
nerf the gods
These past few chapters left me feeling kinda grossed out... like it doesn't sit right seeing a 12 year old go into a super sketch bar in the "bad part of town" just cause she wanted to sing folk songs. Especially when her property is many acres big, and you're saying she can't find a secluded spot? Like you can call me old fashioned, but her short skirt was literally like no thanks. And i'm only saying that cause all past dresses have been long, kinda victorian era inspired with long skirts and poofy sleeves... it just looks too modern to fit the story mood. it's like she going to a kpop idol audition. Even if she dressed up in a wookie onesie, it's still super awk and a big no for me. She's physically 12. btch doesn't even have Siri to call her parents in case she gets in trouble
I kinda agree... it's not really gross but plain weird.
I get she going to that place. She didn't need a secluded spot, she needed to confirm wjat she knows about the folk songs and their effects. And there is where she could find someone else singing and see it for herself. Even more so if the nobility is prejudiced against thoss songs.
The clothes were the real bother... not for being short but for being that modern looking. The same goes for that singer, the clothes just don't fit with the thematic. Even if they tried to "disguise" her as being older so she could get inside that place... the clothes are to big of a mismatch.
Yeah, this arc has been a train wreck from start to finish... Even seeing the ML looking a bit older (not old enough, unfortunately) wasn't enough to make up for it （￣へ￣）
I think because it's illegal and considered taboo, if someone in the noble faction or a servant snitched it would get her family in trouble. The temple's control is what lead to quite a bit of problems in her future.
my eyes see Olivia Garten, but my mind sees boomer hotspot Olive Garden
SAME. I had to check again
As the story progresses, i hope she collects more nicknames
Blond hair child is born: Blondina
Amon wants to wife that: Bridey
Amon wants to F that: Breedy
Amon wants some 4play: Blowie
Blondina pregnant with furries: Birthy
Blondina getting some gains: Beefy
Alcohol addiction after a triathlon injury: Boozy
It just works
No
IM CHOMIGN FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
You are my favourite reader of this manhwa now
my mistake. you're absolutely right. Blowie needs to work on her technique... we should call her Bitey instead. ;D