Man...these fuah fuah thoughts... my logical part of the brain is now offline
me: yaoi these days dont have plot and its always sex
me at chapter 8: where sex
REAL
*getting his ass coked:
me: oh no
*getting his ass coned*
me: OH NO
"Let's think of his complaining as background music"
BRO I CAN'T WITH THESE TWO
"have you really slept with a man before?
"aside from my parents..."
BRO, I'M GLAD HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS ASSHOLE.
I kept going back and forth in my mind on if his dad fucked him until I saw the seme's reaction and was like oh good so he did just mean sleeping lmfao
no he said “aside from my parents you’re the first to see my asshole”
Ahjussi is so fine i would let him murder me if I was a zombie (not that i have a choice, i would literally get shot)
real
INSULT ROLEPLAY:
Kuzuya: damn you look super wet
Kasuya: get a job
intro: Now, let me introduce you to our showpiece. We'll start at A MILLION DOLLARS!
Kasuya: 5 dollars, last price
LMAO THAT FUCKING AUCTION ROLEPLAY IS SO UNHINGED
Aight this is going to be on my "what the fuck did i just read" list
Yaaas, we love a kidnapped uke who turned out to be crazier than the kidnapper
Gotta hand it to our bold Je-oh, who doesnt fit the "damsel in distress" uke trope