Beginning of chapter: "Leo, you're being stupid. What are you doing? F-buddies is just going to make more problems."
End of chapter: "JJ, *sigh* WTF? Did you get h*rny and all the blood rush out of your brain for you to think what you're doing is okay? It's not going to make the situation better, at least."
Man, do I want to put you both in the get-along shirt in time out and make you think why you both need to apologize to each other because you BOTH need to apologize.