Someone told me this was the worst translation they've ever seen and holy fuck yes it is. Some gems from whatever language this claims to be:
"I cum"
"You needn't sorry"
"You cum! Do you ejaculate prematurely?!"
Damn where can I find myself a submissive maso lawyer with a massive pierced dick and nipples to match? I too would like him to choke on that thang
Felt, felt
Goddamn wtf is that a dick or is that a nuclear weapon of some sort? Bro went "this is all mine" and motioned to like at least 15 inches of stomach
That's 9 inches too much and 6 inches is pushing it
A REAL DILF has entered the picture, I can take him for you guys don't even worry about it
LMFAOOOO
I deeply appreciate your sacrifice from the sunny days readers. You can totally have him. No returns apply tho.
Why is he suddenly domming out on this dude? I mean same 100% relatable but this is the most left field throw I wasn't expecting
I bet his laugh sounds like little angels and kittens and I'm extremely jealous
Went into this knowing the second hand embarrassment would be high and goddamn girl what are you doing? Juheon did it right because I too would threaten to sue if someone just grabbed my dick like that
Did a fucking British person translate this? In what world is a Japanese person uttering phrases translated to "cunt" and "chuffed" be so fr. The only exclamation allowed is "EHHHH?!?"
only gonna get ehhs from the guy tho
Hoping that by posting a piccy of him with the brand in the shot will violate the contract so hard it makes him homeless
I would also be crying on cue if some random incredibly tall person just appeared in my house acting like an alien discovering societal norms for the first time. Tho I'd stop crying immediately if they got my plates down from the cupboards I can't reach