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“If you lemme peg you then yes I’m lost.”

everyone here waiting for a war to go down

Your Brain Damage Is Very Serious

Bruh Fujos don’t argue when you talk about disliking rape. They argue when you say they fetishize rape.

I will go back to sleep, I guess I'm just that sexy . But sexy people get tired too, so I'mma sleep. Unless they're a guy in which case I'll get mad cause they will stain my sheets, so I'mma have to kindly ask him to stop ️

EXACTLY they don't have lungs because they're not real. Men aren't real. Lies. S(he) bel(isn't)ed (real)

Here's the thing, guys don't breathe. Men are actually plants in disguise. They take in carbon dioxide through their noses and release oxygen out of their penises. Also known as penis farts. Yeah, that's right. You've been inhaling penis farts all this time. Ever since you were born.

Boys don't exist sweetie, you're just hallucinating

My affection-starved ass pretty much falls for any cute girl or guy who shows me basic human decency like once.

no one gives a fuck just say little children turn you on and go