DEAR GOD UP IN THE CLOUDS THIS PITIFUL SERVANT HUMBLY ASKS YOU TO GIVE THEM A GF AS CUTE IN SPIRIT AND APPEARANCE AS MAXI PLEASE ALMIGHTY GOD MAKE THIS HEAVENLY CREATURE STUMBLE ON THIS SERVANT'S WAY AND THEY SHALL COPLY TO YOUR EVERY DEMAND
Today we have gathered to worship the true savior of this cruel and unjust world, the light and hope of our future, God's ultimate creation, Beom's mantitties
I would have fainted on the spot.