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Jessica Alba yaoi

I read yaoi in the privacy of my bed but why my cat always gotta come lay on my pillow and touch my face with his little cat hands While I’m reading. Literally every time I’m on this website he lays on my shoulder so he can breathe on me. And I’ll try to shove him off but it always makes me feel bad and he just comes back anyways. It used to creep me out but he does it so much that I don’t even really notice him anymore. How many of y’all get unwanted supervision while ur trying to read yaoi?

Assuming any birthmarks you have are where you received a fatal wound, and considering your random preferences as possible clues. This is all just for fun of course- no seriousness really!

For example: Ever since I was little I’ve had this fascination with Chinese culture, so I think I was Chinese in my past life. I’ve also always been a tomboy, so I think I was a man; I’ve always been boy crazy, so maybe I was gay. I have an inexplicable fascination with crime, so I think I might’ve been some sort of petty criminal or mafia member; I only have one birthmark on the back of my head, so I think I was shot and executed.
TLDR: my theory is that I was a gay Chinese criminal who was shot dead.

What’s yours?