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I thought I had pin worms and stuck my pinky up my bumhole. Turns out I had anal fissures after Obama fisted me in my sleep

I once had sex with a defence helicopter. Those were some wild nights.

Texas! But I never see anyone on here from texas. (づ￣ ³￣)づ hello anyways

these comments are just...

I just want to say that this is inappropriate. As a person who suffers from weight issues, it is not very pleasant to see this topic posted on a website like this. I do not think it should be here. Sometimes people are born with issues like this. Diabetes can run through their families, like mine for example. But I am trying so hard to change my li......

Don't ever feel ashamed. You shouldn't adventure out just because you haven't gotten laid. You should be proud that you are able to stick to something to what you believe in and stay true to yourself. To answer your question I was wayy too young when I had oral sex. I think I was in 1st grade and I did it with a girl behind a large bookshelf at sch......

I lost it in July the 14th of 2050 to this really hot movie star, we did it in the kitchen, on the table, I completely fulfilled all of my sexual fantasies that day, so memorable.

I too have wanted to commit suicide, i have attempted to kill myself twice. I have self harmed many times too in the past. Nowadays i can finally say I’m in a better head space than before, i live for myself and for my family. Thinking about the pain i would cause the people who love me has made me realise how selfish suicide can be. It took me a......