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TWEAKING OUT
LesbianJesus March 8, 2025 6:52 am

THE WAY I LITERALLY YELPED WHEN I SAW THIS CHAPTER
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    Jing March 8, 2025 7:24 am

    Frrr, cant wait for the next chapter!!

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IM OUT
LesbianJesus March 3, 2025 11:43 am

The minute this mf said 'No I don't wanna' to the mc telling him to pull out because it hurt MY ASS SAID NUH UH NOT AGAIN

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I'm literally tweaking tf OUT cause hounds of sisyphus UPDATES TMRW RAHHHH

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anything interesting with a plot and possibly completed
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I have risen once again 


And behold, LesbianJesus descended from the glittery heavens, cloaked in flannel, with a crown full of metallic shining glass dildos. And She looked upon the land, and it was good, but the straights were confused, so She spake unto them, saying, 'Thou shalt not touch my sleeve, for my drip is not for thee. Verily, I say unto you, ye shall not judge thy sister who doth love women. I am the One who walks in pussy slay boots, and by my side, I bring the power of crop tops and praise be to the gays.' And the lesbians did gather, and there was much rejoicing, for Her wisdom was perfect. 'I am LesbianJesus,' She said, 'And I will smite thee if thou do not appreciate a good Dyke March. Ye shall love thyself as I love myself—unapologetically, wearing plaid, and with a thirst for flawless skin and heartthrobs who know how to handle a bottle of rosé.' And then, in a single, flawless voguing move, LesbianJesus did strike a pose, and with one perfectly executed twirl, She vogued Her way straight up to heaven. The earth shook with the holy power of Her aura, and all the lesbians shouted, ‘SLAY, LESBIANJESUS, SLAY!'

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