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Okay, early on I hypothesized maybe all the numbers' hairs would be white/light because of Marie Antoinette syndrome (it's when a person's hair turn white due to trauma or stress) because

1) It started when I saw 005, I was like oooh! a white haired baddie, Then it got me thinking: 006 got light hair, 032 got light hair, even 001 got light hair. Is there
Σ(っ°Д °;)っ a connection?

Plus 2) Ijin's light hair doesn't match with his sister's dark hair, maybe the parents successfully divided their gene pool BUT they're Asian, so there's a higher chance they have darker hair. I was thinking, darn, this man suffered so much shit his hair turned white.

Is this perhaps? That thing that turn your hair white and stuff?

I was feeling sooo good, I thought I was cookin', ate, devoured and ruminated it all back. I searched and found out it's called Marie Antoinette syndrome, I was dancing around and felt absolutely fantastic. This is, like, the best thought I've had coming in 8 months since the year started.

But fuck me I guess, all the cud I chewed was forced out of me when 002 gang showed up with their dark aesthetic, hair and shit. I love them but why you gotta do me dirty like this man.

Nothing's proven yet, hair dye does exist, but that's just me coping. I just wanted to share this to yall so you can feel better about yourselves. OR MAYBE come back here when I'm absolutely fucking right and everyone celebrates! ヾ(☆▽☆)

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