The minute he mentioned a 3-way with CreepCase, I'd flip the table & cut him out of my life. What a pebble brained loser. I'd jack off the rest of my days than put up with that crap.
If this happened in real life, yes. But since this is fiction and author inserts comedy, I don’t take it too seriously.
If this happened to me though, my petty ass would break it off and go see the dude he was suggesting for a threesome.
Imagine your partner wanted to do a threesome because someone liked you and wanted that someone to not like you?? And by having threesome? Oh yeah, helps surely
Did I actually read what I think I just did? Really the limit.