ABC's Favorite

When I was in kindergarten my mother bought a gallon of peanut butter from Sam's club, the next day it was gone, I had eaten it all. My mother was so pissed she told me I was allergic to peanut butter (and I believed it) she was so into it that when I started school she lied to the school telling them I was allergic to peanut butter, I was the only......

In middleschool (8th grade) I wrote an embarassing love letter to a boy in my grade, went to his house and put it into his mailbox. The next day everyone in school knew because he told everyone and a friend of mine had told everyone as well. I got side-eyes from people for weeks after that and people talked about me but at least my feelings for tha......