Here's a list of real cassanova shit:
Hey, you know what's hard and in my pants?
Hey, you wanna see what's hard and in my pants?
Hey, there's something hard and in my pants, wanna check it out?
Hey, I don't mean to alarm you, but there's something hard and in my pants, and you might wanna see it.
There was some sort of magnetism to you that has spa......
