why is this shit kinda fucking funny bro... but do u know what thing i didn't find funny in this shit? THE WAY HE LITERALLY FUCKING WHIPPED HIS COCK OUT INFRONT OF A FRESHMAN WHOSE BARELY CONSIDERED AS AN ADULT WHILE HE WAS EATING POPCORN CHICKEN WITH MAYO AND STARTED AGGRESSIVELY STROKING IT AND THAT'S NOT EVEN IT BRO, HIS DICK WAS LITERALLY TOUCHING THAT POOR GUY'S FACE WHO JUST WANTED TO EAT HIS CHICKEN WITH MAYO IN PEACE DD:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MOTHERFUCKING GOOD IM FUCKING DROOLING FOR MORE PLEASE DON'T EDGE ME WITH THIS STORY I DON'T FUCKING CARE EVEN IF THIS IS A LOVE TRIANGLE BRO JUST GIVE ME IT RIGHT NOW
(btw just for tmi i wouldn't resist nor dislike getting strangled by my neck with that thigh because MAMMA MIA THAT'S SO HOT AND THICK)
LMAO UR SO REAL FOR THE THIGHS (i wouldnt mind either) (▰˘◡˘▰)
this might be a lil teeny tiny bit of tmi BUT I THINK I JUST FUCKING BUSTED A NUT WORTH OF 69 GALLONS, I WAS SO FUCKING THIRSTY FOR THIS SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CURING MY 69 YEARS LONG ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION:33
what's wrong with these fucking bitches saying that they'd rather want that glasses guy to be the "bottom", LIKE BRO FYM YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HIS COWORKERS BIG JUICY ASS AND HIS PLUMTIOUS SCRUMPTIOUS TITS GET ABSOLUTELY DEVOURED BY HIM AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST DO YOU NOT WANT A BOTTOM HUNGRY FOR A GUYS VIRGIN COCK???? (tbh i don't really fucking care whether they're a top or nah, even if they switch positions i don't give a shit as long as they're both fucking CONSENSUALLY)
this is so fucking stupid that it's so good to the point that i busted a nut worth of 69 gallons after seeing geto's juicy ass, bro i wish there was an omegaverse version of this so i can imagine myself impregnating geto with 169 kids :33
my eyes widened and glistened in delight when i saw those bodacious juicy scrumptious INVERTED NIPPLES