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I thought when you were born the nurse would tie your umbilical cord and that would turn out to be your belly button so basically I thought we were all big skin balloons full of guts and i thought my belly button would unravel and all my guts would pour out. I was also upset that the nurse tied my umbilical cord too far out which gave me an outtie ......
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Gimme some troupes or anything you want in a really poorly written snippet of a story and I'll reply with my attempt of making your dreams come true. I'm bored and feeling like writing cringe. It'll probably just be like a paragraph or two so dont start dropping lore. (also if you want to reply to others with your own attempts or want to add to my......

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Any mafia bl recs with a lot of action as in gun pew pew not weiner pew pew. Preferably no rape but I know thats a lot to ask for from the mafia troupes sadly. I want like super sweet guy but they have mixed feeling cause they're reminded he also kills people with the hands he holds them so gently in vibes. idfk give me anything i'll taste it

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Forget about personality or any evil deeds they did. I'm trying to look for references and see what everyone thinks is SMEXY looks-wise. Specifically characters with features you think are hawt like if you like eyebags or twinks or big boobies or crooked teeth idk send it. Thank you. (I'm trying to draw thats why we are ignoring personalities)

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Just anything you read recently that was good.

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not a big fan of tsundere in fiction or irl. leads to at least one miscommunication arc which is a WASTE OF MY GAWD DAYMN TIME. I'd rather someone be genuine about how they're feeling and who they are.
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lmaooo. I think she wants to have pancakes with you *wink wonk*
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If you're known as the egg girl at least she knows you (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ I say get them eggs! If she asks tell her you're making pancakes and she should try them sometime hehehe... if you know what i mean *wink wonk*.... sorry maybe dont say that. but just saying you're making pancakes is great! Good luck egg girl!
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i miss when people would say crazy shit like they shoved grapes up their ass of they ate honey covered pubic hairs. I miss the creativity no matter how fucking cursed. I dont care if yall are bold face lying give me some of the shit from your brains moldiest corner.
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-nyanners after calling aethelstan babe on stream....
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i'd like to say no. not because i think they'll do it again but because i'll never fully trust them and i'd love a relationship with 100% trust. But if we're being honest, i'll take anyone rn idc if theyre a stinky cheating bitch twice my age. i just want a hug. ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~ I'm so damn desperate yall
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I feel like no one else can smell it tho since i've never smelled it on anyone. if you're really worried about it i recommend menstrual cups. they make me forget im on my period because they get rid of the smell and cramps and having to worry about leaking and all that but i know some people dont like the idea of something inside them. they arent l......
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[insert offensive ragebait here.] now give me attention pretty please

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gimme catboys. not as in cat energy but as in full on cat ears. puppyboys are also appreciated but catboys will always be superior you cant tell me otherwise ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~ I prefer manga > manhwa and shounen ai > yaoi but all recs are welcome just gimme CATBOYS

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I dont think guys watching lesbian porn or girls reading yaoi is that crazy? I'm pan so i dont know what its like to only like one gender but i imagine if you're 100% straight and you're watching straight porn... isn't one of them just not attractive to you? Why not have 2 that you find attractive? How is that all of a sudden the most homophobic cr......