Sometimes I can't take the whole wolf—puppy thing seriously, and am reminded of those cringe audios. Especially in the first half of the chapter ASFGH
"I told you to call me when you're ready to leave the bathroom, how am I supposed to protect you otherwise!?"
"Deuce stawp, you're hurting me. My arm deuce!"
"I..hurt you."
"It's okay Deuce, it's just a wittle bruise"