Oleander's Things

lol sorry about the overload of “least favourites”. Just trying to vent out my hate for these things ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ . I usually complain about ukes tbh, but seme-wise, I don’t like playboy semes. They’re usually a bit too arrogant and rude to the uke and it makes me not want them to fall in love :/

I abhor the whole rapey sex thing that’s way too common in yaoi. The uke will literally be like “Stop, I want you to stop, I clearly dislike what you’re doing so PLEASE STOP” and the fangirls will say “pfft, that’s just being a tsundere”. When the uke doesn’t enjoy it, I don’t enjoy it(づ￣ ³￣)づ. This ties in with the whole “I have a boner all of a sudden, take responsibility” thing that semes ALWAYS say, and I know it’s supposed to be jokey but it creeps me out sometimes lol. Imagine that happening irl? A guy friend of yours walks up to you with a tent in their pants saying “I’m hard, jack me off” like??? no??? Last, but not least, the “benelovent uke” trope. You know what I’m on about. Their seme will leave them for almost their entire life, beat them up everyday, use them as a slave, but then one tear drops from their eye and they say “sorry” and suddenly the uke is like “i cOuLdN’t sAy nO tO tHosE eYes” like yes bitch you could >_<

Definitely Okane Ga Nai. I watched it years ago and it disgusted me so much and I couldn’t understand how any of the fangirls I saw squealing in the comment section could handle it? Even now, when I try to see if my opinion has changed, I tear up within the first few minutes. The fact that the abused uke looks so much like a young child and the seme looks like an aggressive old man grosses me out.