Gintokisdykegf's Things

Bitches r such hypocrites shitting on gintama when sakamoto days n dandandan are literally copies of the best series ever, anyways gintama is peak, goatoki solos n yorozuya cld beat goku n gojo at the same time

Omg so I have this friend who I’m kinda in love w n kinda not so basically we r in a situation ship n omg one night we were sleeping n her ass was wide open I jst had to take a peek n like in there I saw like 3 of my gintoki figurines shoved in n im so scared idk what to do I’m so sad too I think I’m gna kms cz the schock is too big omg like why the heck does she do this, so like idk she’s still sleeping rn shld I pull them out n run away? Cz I’m so scared she’s gna try shoving me in nextpls help

Pleek pleek pleek I haven’t had a bite of attention in days pleek gib me sum pleek

Humans don’t need to eat food we can photosynthesis n regurgitate to get our nutrients. If we all start eating our shit n drinking our piss no longer will any sickness reach us.

BELIEVE ME. The CIA jst wants to cell more products n have more money. The food is contaminated all food is poison. Our only salvation is our god given harvest directly from our bodies.

This is the insane secret that the CIA has been hiding from y guys. I am a scientist that works in NASA’s basement cz they wna silence me but no more. Justice will prevail

Smb…pls…the USA is behind me. I got kidnapped n tortured after telling y guys the truth abt snow n the world. They r trying to silence me. They want me ded so the masses keep getting controlled. Don’t give…in…. *hold ur hand n carreses my thumb over ur fingers* u can save urself n ur loved ones. Kee-

Keep believing in the flat earth n the…the bushes…they will..lead u to h-heaven n eternity.