Yes I would but I'm not an omega, I'm actually Omegatron and I will transform into a solid xxxl silver dildo and shove myself up their alpha ass.
That's a primal fear of mine, that one day I'll go to pound off only to realize I'm trapped in some twilight zone episode where instead of it being about aliens or something, I just misplaced my penis.
When the top or whatever says "but your body is saying otherwise" or anything similar during a smut scene idc if it's the most consentual relationship out there, it just kinda creeps me out. Also yes shoes on the bed also annoy me lmao. Another thing which most ppl cam agree on is super buffy tall strong top, and the petite, girly, feminine bottom......
No prepping beforehand, like no lube no nothing.. And also no intimacy after or before.. Both seem so brutal and unreal to me for some reason
What ships are "GO TO JAIL! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COL...