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i touch myself to songs sometimes

Well I tried my best. Also rather than a princess, I think I'd be the daughter of a duke or marquis lol

I've cowritten a contemporary romance with a friend. We've finished the raw text and are currently going over it again. We started writing as a joke bc of a meme and oops now it'll probably be a 600 page book.

sometimes when I shit a huge turd, I wonder if that's the size of dick i can take