I'm just assuming the chef isn't the best with words but he's full of SHITTTT. 'Helping out', never once have I seen my friend's boner and thought 'that looks painful, lemmie help'. Don't casually stroke someone's celery stick and then act like it was nothing, dude. WTF. OUR CINNAMON ROLL IS DELICATE (/TДT)/
Baby boy shot his shot and it bounced off the rim. Damn.