PARROT's Topics (84)

Write this down crickey

I’m just nervous, I’ve never done this before…

Then your gonna have to trust me.

And don't you slap me no more! Are we clear on that?

We clear on that. Alright?

Clear as my 420 vision

Fuck, dude. Are you proud of yourself? You ruined the thread, that's not the line. Now everything from here on out is meaningless.

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ i know like, i.wanted to continue the thread too.! (╬￣皿￣)凸

Im sorry daddy i have been naughty maybe you should spank me to punish me
(≧∀≦)

Σ( ￣□￣||)…… what the heck, bro ??

Sorry father for i have sinned

A wild masochist has appeared, woh I keep on meeting them today. Angrymama it seems like it likes you maybe you should capture it.

It's ok if you dont sin then jesus died for nothing

Angrymama has bigger dragons to spank(▰˘◡˘▰).

But- but you gotta catch em all

Patience my dear Wall, Angrymama has a plan, they will all belong to me in due time (insert sinister chuckle).

Ara ara, you seem rather confident. I will pray to the lord shrek for your success, may you entrap thots and normies of all kinds.

(Insert Pus in boots theme)ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

wow this thread changed so much I did not expect that jwdiojfie i had to play the horny role to achieve this jjipwdhuiwed

Good job son, now become a follower of shrek and your thoty past self will be forgiven.

Shrek rewards his most loyal followers with deep penetration. Devote yourself to shrek and forget your thoty self all will be rewarded.

The post I have been conversing with you somehow seems to always have a mention of Shrek. Are you ok?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ yeah! You play that role(๑•ㅂ•)و✧,

Once you have converted to the ways of Shrek, it is physically and existentially impossible to go back. If you try to turn away from the ways of Shrek, he will surely punish you.

Stop trying to promote your Shrek themed sex cult

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsUvUs6vuA

Here, this is the turning point in my life when I fell in love with our lord and savior shrek. Watch it and be...enlightened.

Never, and dont you dare call it something dirty like a sex cult. Shrek is pure and wonderful.

Ok fine, I'll stop ╥﹏╥

It's all ogre now

It's never ogre ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

Y- you guys watched it? I'm proud.

Shrek is love shrek life

That video transformed me. I wanna be on all fours for shrek

If he fucked a 9 year old he would fuck a great man such as yourself who releases chaotic culture vibes. All you have to do is become a devoted follower of shrek and he'll be spreading your ass cheeks.

You sound like you have experience

n-no baka...its not like my uncle taught me the ways of shrek and how to devote myself through deep penetration or anything. You idiot...

I- you know what nvm
https://www.verywellmind.com/ways-to-cleanse-your-mind-and-body-89841
please let me help

Thanks bro! That really helped, during the tounge scraping step my uncle decided to help me. Anyways here's this in return you deserve it!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os

This the most ultimate betrayal. I trusted you my brethren

Today you have learned to never trust the Pimp_Master69

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You just fucking pulled a copypasta on me.

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

You know I was going to teach you all that I know and make you my disciple but You have made a massive mistake. ME teaching you would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature. It is so typical for someone like you to forget this. It is so typical for someone like you to use abbreviated words. I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge and share my stories and art, with you. You will forever regret the choice you just made, so I will offer to let you do this project again. If you do not, you will have to face the consequences

Hey NEE san why the glooomy look did-did I......... hur-hurt you * starts shedding small tiny rainbow tears* I didnt mean it NEEEEE San

Master forgive me, but if evil roams once again, then so must I.

Ara ara a new target, this onee-sama could make you feel better.

Are you just disappointed in us? Your silence scares me.

Wheres the angry mama the one who actually had something non sexual to say Hanging out with you hooligans alone scares me I need someone to hold me

Hippity hoppity you hoes are now my property

There is no escaping and there is no angrymama to save you. Also when did I say something sexual I'm a pure child.

Onee-sama can hold you real good~

Angrymama is here! Just enjoying shrek in me(▰˘◡˘▰). Slowly converting to Donkey. (≧∀≦) No time to waist. (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

ANGRYMAMA NO YOU CANT DONT LISTEN TO WALLLLLL

ha..hahaHAHAHA I've blessed another person and corrupted them, the shrek church has a new virtual member. Proud of you I am young padawan. You've destroyed bombs spirits I applaud you.

It's to late, she's to far gone, she's mine now~

All that's left to convert is PARROT. I'm coming for you bitch be ready

YOU cANnOT PARROT IS Literally the fucking host of this hell thread I don't even know where this is going. Parrot is the savior and the protagonist. I am a mere side character named the spanish word for Fuck "bombloclat" (spelt wrong). I will support parrot so he/they/she can defeat you kinky horny shrek cult activist big Bozo hunky demon lord.

So...are we gonna virtually fuck now? I mean that just sounded like a bunch of compliments. While you are a side character I am a faceless background character. Whether I get murdered, kidnapped, or shit on it doesnt matter because no one cares or notices what happens to a background character. I mean maybe I wanna get shit on, who knows. I won't fuck with parrot but maybe we can be apart of parrots harem. My username was made from me putting the first thing I saw, a ceiling.

You may say I'm being bad now but this is only 1% of my true power, I will hand my crown to you before everyone gets dangerously moist.

Bomblo your being awfully nice to parrot, do y-you like them? I won't judge your beastiality kinks but how you gonna tap that.

You bamboozle me to no end you delectably delicious dolphin you meaty pie you hunky rippling rosebud

Are you switching your target to me? Are you going to eat a dolphin?

I dont need sleep I need answers

Dolphins are wimps compared to sharks anyone who sat a dolphin is stronger then a shark is a lie. According to a reliable resource Dolphins travel in groups while sharks don't. They need a group to fight a shark so the dolphins bring their friends to beat the shark up which is unfair. Need I not mention the fact that the shark travels miles and miles to give birth is WOAH. In this essay I will

Welp dolphins have friends and you called me one, so now I can tell people I have friends. Seems like a win to me, if I ever meet a shark I'd sacrifice whatever child is closest to me. Wheres the essay? Whos this "reliable" source?

I wanted answers and you gave me more questions, how could you mess that up man.

ask no questions and I shall tell no lies

But sometimes lies are better and more entertaining. Also if that's your way of telling me to shut up and let's let this thread end quietly, nice phrasing.

It seems you like lowercase letters..it'd uh be a shame if I were to........ take them out of the alphabet and make it illegal to use.

Who the fuck are you

OH I SEE YOU STARTED CAPITALIZING YOUR LETTERS..HMM GOOD CHOICE. WHO AM I YOU ASK? IM JOE....GO AHEAD ASK WHO JOE IS.

You Should Ask Who Bofa Is

Just finished reading this thread and it was one chaotic journey that i will never unseen

A new player as emerged. May I warn you.... This never ends now your our bitch (｡•ᴗ-)✧

ヾ(☆▽☆)Angrymama loves new people!!!!

PLAYER 5? HAS JOINED

I dont know how many people are in this thread but I'm sure it's enough for a pretty sizable orgy.

Welcome newcomer, I trust you've already opened your heart (and ass) to shrek. Here we teach uncultured people to be chaotic and to have big dick energy. Everyone you see here has or will have a big dick.

As long as you participate frequently and give donations.

I bet you do buddy....are you gonna virtually fuck them? You know...gotta catch me all. So far I only have herpes and HIV you can catch even more.

AngryMama you almost spanked me upon my arrival! Mother is unfair. I sentence you to Jail MoTher! HUnDRED YEARS

You were being a thot you deserved it, and if you sentence angry to jail you know she's gonna make all them inmates her bitches. You just gave her an unlimited paradise of irl people that cant run away.

But you know if a thot has wisdom the she's still a thot however now that would make the thot a sexy librarian. Want me to check those books on your chest for you? Oh.... If there not books what are they? Do you mind if I.....

Sure let me just open my chestal cavity so you could see what's inside. Oh? Yeah that's right it's a glock 17. I keep my school supplies in there.

(Insert Doflamingo's laugh) Jail!! (▰˘◡˘▰)Angrymama's favorite spot, its a regular place for me. I go there everyday after my visit with Shrek and Donkey. *sighs* (▰˘◡˘▰)

Trained you well I have, young padawan

Yes you have! We must now venture beyond our current area and recruit more followers. It is time to UNLEASH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON. (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

Now how in carnation will we do that, and what the hell is the ultimate weapon.(in a country accent)

where the fuck is our current area

This thread is the current area bruh, you high or something?

We must create new threads with music lyrics so we can fish in those hungry souls like Mushu aka Donkey in disguise to bring them to Shrek our one and only(๑•ㅂ•)و✧

K lemme try hol up

It won't let me post anythingggg, what is this blasphemy

Your vocabulary went up a notch

Thank for the welcome i think this thread has go on a journey that has no return
╮(￣▽￣)╭

Holy shit the lost thread has been uncovered and found by the hero. I thought these holy texts have died out it seems I was wrong.

A little late reply there bud but ok.


The hero has uncovered the sacred grounds. Now you will develop a harem and pussy_slayer69 ancient cheat skills.

I'm always evolving

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url= https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Stakataka_(Pok%25C3%25A9mon)%23Pok.C3.A9dex_entries&ved=2ahUKEwju_M2u26_pAhXVgnIEHUvqAm0QFjACegQIERAH&usg=AOvVaw3iEJrPL9jle276Gd9jDej8
Holy shit your.........

Wrong link lemme just:Stakataka, the Rampart Pokémon. A Rock and Steel type. Numerous lifeforms have apparently gathered to create a stone wall that remains motionless.
I found you..... Your just a bunch of lifeless corpses bundled together to make a literal fucking wall

Holy shit, how the fuck did you figure that out I was being discreet.

Bad title, It seems we're gonna have a bad title. Da Dunn da du du da du du

No that's not the issue lmao. The author made an account and commented on here asking for it to be stopped.. That's why the old uploader dropped this one im pretty sure.

More than one person owns a copy of this manga. Sharing it is very easy and if you read the last page it shows it was a new uploader not the normal group. Stop blaming one group of people for the upload.

What? Im not blaming anyone haha. The comment mentions that it's okay to upload cause the old uploader quit. And I explained that the old one probably quit cause the author asked for their work to be taken off mangago.
Sorry for the misunderstanding I probably didnt make myself clear, i dont even know who the old uploader is

Oh... I see... Well... this is awkward... (• ▽ •;)

his eyes

I was thinking the same thing

lmao