dropped the cakes on the ground what a turnoff
doesn't change the fact that he still dropped it (●￣(ｴ)￣●)
"i'm sorry but i'll have to reject you"
-weak
-one sided lmao
-can lead to more heated arguments
-you have to explain why you have to. otherwise, he's not gonna buy it
"if you have a conscience, go watch the counter now"
-more assertive and sure
-dismissive just like that
-professional as one should be
-shows off how massive your dick is as his superior
man... for someone who has been living in the shadows of an unforgiving society all her life, this sure hits a lot. i'm glad i met the girl who not only has the key to my pandora's box, but also the key to my heart. i hope everyone here finds the love of their lives soon! honestly, yall deserve it.
filipino politicians could never smh
I laughed at first. And then I cried because it’s true and it sucks.
Give me 20 more years to finish school, work my way up the govt ladder and pray i dont get a hitman hired on me by my corrupt competitors
I'm rooting for you(๑•ㅂ•)و✧
brb gotta go hire a hitman to hit on the hitman hired to hit you
oof this made me emo
giran you sucked but now i just wanna craddle you like a big baby in my arms
f a t a l i t y