A-AND GROWING UP IS *growls* REALIZING THAT KARMAS A B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BIT*CH***** , I - I SHOULD'VE KNOWN B-BETTER
omg guys I didn't post this, my demons did don't restrict me
IF I HAD A WISH I WOULDVE NEVER EFFED AROUND
WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER I FELT THE KNIFE TWISTTTTTTTTTT
I was a bad girl grrr
KARMAS A BITCH...
and shes w u rn..
****HUMPS GROUND AGGRESSIVELY******
ACK STOP THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUUARRD
is it just me or r the bl comics getting Colleen hooverised bc istg every fucking dialogue is so cringe it makes me want to rip my nonexistent balls off I'm not talking stuff like "oh ily and my heart skips a beat blah blah blah" im talking crusty shit like "grr... Moan louder so the neighbor can know who owns you kitten⛓⛓⛓⛓" im in constant terror that maybe one day they're going to start laughing at their sons big balls
NHA YOU RIGHTTT ITS SO CRINGE NOW
"grr.. bbg... y-youre.. So.. Fucking tight.. *growls possessively*⛓⛓⛓"
LMFAOOOO
Hasn't it always been like this? i mean look at the old yaoi size difference lmaoo. but im lowkey into it
You know that’s actually kind of crazy cause I didn’t even think of that as a possibility
I'm not saying ppl can't enjoy it, it's just that there's so much of it to a point it's making me go fucking crazy
"don't worry kitten.. daddy's gonna protect you.. "
TODAY I CAUGHT MY ****WAIFU***** CHEATING ON ME!!! I SAID "NANI?! DOSHITE WATASHI NI SONNA KOTO GA DEKIRU NO?!!! GRR... NARUTOOOOO" AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.. (she's a body pillow BUT IN MY TRAINED OTAKU EYES SHE'S REAL) SUCH A CHEATER.. but I saw the guy she was with and instantly switched up
He was handsome, the way his eyelashes fluttered and his hair swayed in the breeze never stopped to take my breath away. My eyes widened, all that was reflected in them being his face gazing longingly at the moon, as I forgot how to walk, talk or even move in his presence. Sometimes, I pinch myself, to see if he's real or if I ended up in paradise.
Please give tips how to become a sigma
mew, hate on women and make sure to have low self esteem
"I'm a woman because 'girls' are just sluts and whores- unlike me. " Lando the Swift could never!!!!
Take your meds
me after my lobotomy
you forgot looksmaxxing too
who's Lando the swift
Is he Taylor Swift's cousin or smth
I shoved the whole bottle up my ass and it ended up dissolving
You don't know who Lando the Swift is?!? OMG https://www.tiktok.com/@landoswift?lang=en ( it's satirical account)
cant respond I'm mewing
OMG NVM LMFOA I FOLLOW HIM
Iconic
I need a recommendation about a hot manga about a really sexy hot, alpha beautiful kawaii sensual amazing irredescent person.. O-oh wait .. I'm just talking about myself n-nya ichi... ni... San....
S[he] Be[lie]ve[d]
babygirl slow down-
[I]'m [s]leeping wit[h] your [i]nsa[t]iable mother
not whilst I'm on this alpha grind kitten whiskers
SO I (???) HAVE A CRUSH(M??) ON A GUY (M??) BUT THERE'S THIS GIRL (musty enough to be his grandma) WHO I CAN TELL IS TRYING TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME. EVERYTIME HE WALKS INTO A ROOM, SHE GLANCES AT HIM.. LIKE??? THE AUDACITY.. AND ON TOP OF THAT, EVEN THOUGH IVE NEVER SPOKEN TO HIM IN MY LIFE, I CAN TELL HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE ONE TIME, WHEN I TRIPPED, HE SAID "woah"... SO I DECIDED TO SPEAK TO THE WOMAN AND CONFRONT HER AND SHE SAID " what? I really don't know what you're talking about." SO I CUSSED HER OUT AND SAID "LISTEN HERE YOU ******* **** YOU'RE A CLOUT CHASER, HOMIE HOPPER AND STOP BEING SUCH A ****** AND STAY AWAY FROM WHAT'S MINE" she ended up crying ****like a ####***** and now people r saying I'm in the wrong.. So am I?
Tl:Dr: crusty girl tries to take my man, so I confront her but people are calling me a bully
R u serious
The fuck?
pls wake up
reading this reminded me of something that'd happen in a wattpad fanfic, like it sounds so painfully unrealistic that it's almost funny
I wanted to reply to you!!
my god bitch? what are you on?
this I wanted to text this and I accidently texted this to someone else! gwaddd!!!
This isn’t even weird anymore… it’s just sad wtf
this gotta be rage bait.
but if not... girl... u need help.
this account is obviously bait you guys
who said he's yours? mind to explain?
(trolling or not, i'm going to have fun too)
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ofc I'm sewwipus nya!!!
fuck means ferociously under constant kidnapping... A-a-a-a-a-are you okay y/n chan
NEVER
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-its so r-realistuc what r you on,
Meth, cocaine, lsd, weed, paracetamol, pcp, amani, banshee dust, Dr death, ecstasy, devils weed, gbh, ghb, gbl and heroin.
ikr... I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im... so... emo...
TY FR
Me, myself, and I.
average reddit user
shawty are you alive i just realised you havent been here for almost a month
that crusty girl got you back huh you dead?
BBG I CAME FROM THE FUCKING DEAD
Not even death would seperate our bond
OMGGGG ZOMBIE DICK HEY QUEEN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU POOKIE
STOPPED MY SIN STREAK BUT NOW I'M ABOUT TO START IT AGAIN (NEW POSTS)
and several aphrodisiacs
W-why STUUPID ばか girls h-hatee me... L-like I'm sorry I'm just s-so ECHI KAWAII NYA SUGOI that your senpai likes me instead o-of you... D-damn it...!!!!
mf am I just being weird or are those romance stories where the guy raises the other guy only for him to grow up and fuck him rlly weird?? Like how do you go from you changing his diapers to him licking ur butthole bro idk I just hate that troupe
same bc wtf but gotta let it slide bc sometimes it got the most beautiful art
nah I read a 4some yaoi between with the mc's husband and his two twin sons all grown up
No its so fucked up and literally grooming?? The people who write those gotta be on a registry
WHAT.
Omg fr
I only let it slide one time for platinum blood
M- monsters... H-how should I feel.. ? Creatures lie here.. Lurking through the windows #emo #deep #realizerealeyesreallies
S[he's] br[ok]en [because] s[he] be[li]v[ed]
S[he's] [a]ctually just tying her s[hoe]
LMAO U'RE FUNNY
my schizo babygirl please take your meds mommy loves you <3
my dick enlargening pills? Sure bae
you'll never be drake no matter how many pills you take honey :(
yeah bc my dick is 10x bigger than his pookie I just take the pills because there's always room for improvement
you're perfect just the way you are *starts playing you don't know you're beautiful* *winks and drools*
either I've read everything or most things now r just so fucking uninterestinggg especially when it's just sex like broo where's the plot at and when I think it could be interesting, it ends up being rapey or incestuous like wtf
no like genuinely there are so many authors that sugarcoat and normalize rape nd incest now its actually crazy... even more a lot of authors romanticize them like let's not !!
FR and sometimes no one puts any tags for it so I just have to learn the hard way right when the plot was getting good
I just stick to Shounen Ai anymore, especially the 6 or so chapter manga
girls stick to me even though ik karmas with them r-right now... A-And.. my skibidi fantum tax sigma gyatt is taking a bluedingle tiktok rizz party lore even though i just did t-t-t-t-t-the impossible.............GRRRR!!!xI MISS THE RAGE
i cant escape the skibidi toilet sigma fortnite mog brainrot even here dawg :(((
TAKE YOUR MEDS BABYGURL MOMMY IS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU
after effects of a lobotomy be like ^
it's okay pookie ill sit in your lap while you tell me all the tiktok rizz party lore until i shoot us both in the head
thats just bc u have level677778888 gyat
shoved them up my ass
Stop this madness
can i go up there too pls