girls stick to me even though ik karmas with them r-right now... A-And.. my skibidi fantum tax sigma gyatt is taking a bluedingle tiktok rizz party lore even though i just did t-t-t-t-t-the impossible.............GRRRR!!!xI MISS THE RAGE
A-AND GROWING UP IS *growls* REALIZING THAT KARMAS A B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BIT*CH***** , I - I SHOULD'VE KNOWN B-BETTER
maybe im just a hater but if he presented me with a butterknife and a fork after all that, I would stab him, poke his eyes out and flatten out his dick before ripping it off ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
is it just me or r the bl comics getting Colleen hooverised bc istg every fucking dialogue is so cringe it makes me want to rip my nonexistent balls off I'm not talking stuff like "oh ily and my heart skips a beat blah blah blah" im talking crusty shit like "grr... Moan louder so the neighbor can know who owns you kitten⛓⛓⛓⛓" im in constant terror that maybe one day they're going to start laughing at their sons big balls
TODAY I CAUGHT MY ****WAIFU***** CHEATING ON ME!!! I SAID "NANI?! DOSHITE WATASHI NI SONNA KOTO GA DEKIRU NO?!!! GRR... NARUTOOOOO" AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.. (she's a body pillow BUT IN MY TRAINED OTAKU EYES SHE'S REAL) SUCH A CHEATER.. but I saw the guy she was with and instantly switched up
I need a recommendation about a hot manga about a really sexy hot, alpha beautiful kawaii sensual amazing irredescent person.. O-oh wait .. I'm just talking about myself n-nya ichi... ni... San....
SO I (???) HAVE A CRUSH(M??) ON A GUY (M??) BUT THERE'S THIS GIRL (musty enough to be his grandma) WHO I CAN TELL IS TRYING TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME. EVERYTIME HE WALKS INTO A ROOM, SHE GLANCES AT HIM.. LIKE??? THE AUDACITY.. AND ON TOP OF THAT, EVEN THOUGH IVE NEVER SPOKEN TO HIM IN MY LIFE, I CAN TELL HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE ONE TIME, WHEN I TRIPPED, HE SAID "woah"... SO I DECIDED TO SPEAK TO THE WOMAN AND CONFRONT HER AND SHE SAID " what? I really don't know what you're talking about." SO I CUSSED HER OUT AND SAID "LISTEN HERE YOU ******* **** YOU'RE A CLOUT CHASER, HOMIE HOPPER AND STOP BEING SUCH A ****** AND STAY AWAY FROM WHAT'S MINE" she ended up crying ****like a ####***** and now people r saying I'm in the wrong.. So am I?
Tl:Dr: crusty girl tries to take my man, so I confront her but people are calling me a bully
mf am I just being weird or are those romance stories where the guy raises the other guy only for him to grow up and fuck him rlly weird?? Like how do you go from you changing his diapers to him licking ur butthole bro idk I just hate that troupe
M- monsters... H-how should I feel.. ? Creatures lie here.. Lurking through the windows #emo #deep #realizerealeyesreallies
PLS PLS IM BEGGGH SAYO THAT 2ND COLOURED COVER??? OMFG BEND OVER RIGHT NOW BITCH I'M NOT STOPPING EVEN AFTER THE BED BREAKS PLSKSS I NEED TO EAT HIM
either I've read everything or most things now r just so fucking uninterestinggg especially when it's just sex like broo where's the plot at and when I think it could be interesting, it ends up being rapey or incestuous like wtf
IT'S VALENTINES DAY BBGSS..... YOU IN SO WHAT THAT MEANS??????? I WANT TO CONFESS TO ALL OF YOU POOKIES.. YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME. SO WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS... How many times a day does the average human shit
Should I keep being that 2019 kawaii anime girl cringe or should I change it up and be that slay girlie cringe
OR NICE GUYS LAST???
They won't fade away so ig I'm asking how to cover them up
I don't own a lot of long sleeves clothes btw and not a lot of jewelry either
I'm so in love with myself... In the morning, I wake up in my cosy little bed at a love hotel and think about how perfect I am bc I'm so hot... My cock is as long as my toes (13 inches !!) So why I need help is bc ladies just can't get enough of me :((( I need to run away but idk howw
I-its about th-this really pretty.. but very depressed person because their parents who w-were abusive *flinches* but then they die then their grandmother dies in a car accident but before they do, they give mc a ring.. Then at school everyone thinks their mysterious but hot.. Oh wait.. That's my life story .. I-im so emo.. ╥﹏╥