Ugh I'm a sucker for omega verse trying to become pregnant smut something about it gives me a huge lady Bonner (I don't have a dick sadly)
But idk it's the best like the alpha just cumming so much to get him pregnant omfg it's hot now do I ever want to get pregnant hell no but the idea and sex with it oooo it's hot
Why is his realization depicted like one of those pregnancy dreams where a whale or fish or something shows up it's too funny lmao
Ahdhsk IM CRYINGGG YOU'RE APOT ON LMAOOO
Can yall tell me if punching it actually makes it go away? Or like what would u do in public
I’m genuinely curious too-
no lol
at most its a waiting game, you just hope nobody notices
Thx for telling me lol
You only need to flex your quads for a minute or two. No need for punches
Give me that damn toy sex scene rn don't u dare end it i need more of them
Im so sad rn
I really love how there's realistic parts! Like did yall notice that her fingers got pruned after masturbating for a long time? And how she had him do an enema and not just go right in! Love this
PLS if your a bl artist LEARN BASIC ANATOMY the prostate IS BELOW the rectum NOT ABOVE OMFG
REAL!! those four people who disliked it are stupid
and also cocks do NOT look like that a whole arm bro
We could write a whole damn book about errors in BLs (including hygienic, anatomy and relationship issues)
fr fr like ik ur bootyhole definitely has shit up in there but you licking and sucking saying it taste sweet then the dick being a whole arm but only going half up the belly when really it should be at the mouth never really cared but this comment thread made me irritated at the art
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the reason for the sweet bootyhole is due to the specialized anatomy of yaoi ukes where food from the mouth not only gets digested but then absorbed into the body for a more ukeful efficiency. Everybody knows ukes dont take a shit, ever seen an uke who goes toa bathroom to take a dookie? No! they're always getting fucked in there. The tops also dont shit because food they absorbed is immediately going into the penis to get that horse length and horsepower libido. Yaoi Biology 101 /j
I wish we could like/thumbs up replies lmao
Help i was laughing so hard i almost chocked
its crazy how out of all the yaois ive read, i only remember a few that had accurate prostate position. likeee i thought artists are supposed to do research before drawing????? and YES THE HORSE DICKS GOTTA GO (i just read nerd project newest ch too). its things like this that makes sex scenes unenjoyable for me cuz that shit just looks painful af
The unhumanly big dicks trope is my personal enemy too. The way bottoms are still (mostly) intact always amaze me. Anyway I made a list of few things that should go wrong in most yaois:
- STDS (mostly UTIs)
- Bruises (external and internal)
- Nausea
- Bowel obstruction
- Torn anus (anal fistula/fissure)
- Allergic reactions
- Hemorrhoids
- Gastrointestinal Perforation
- Spine injuries (disk prolapse - most popular)
- Fever
- Gastritis
- Vomiting
- Fecal incontinence
- Anal gaping
- Internal bleeding
And much more (including psychological effects like low/lack of self worth, self harm, etc. )
oh yes yes my bad completely i had forgotten that they dont shit at all no wonder they can also eat from their bootyholes too even ice cubes or a damn chocolate egg /j
exactly cause how r u getting sad by the guy u didnt wanna do it with then 3 chapters later ur in love Σ( ￣□￣||) mind blown
I CANT KEEP LOSING ALL MY ONGOING I NEED MORE AND ITS SO RARE TO FIND A GEM LIKE THIS EVERYTIME ON ENDS THERES LESS OF A CHANCE TO HAVE 5 MANGAS UPDATED TO READ OR MORE STOP DOING THIS TO ME
Stay delusional and just reread the whole thing back to back to back and it can become a kinda new on/off couple story!
GO GET YOU FUCKING BALLS UNSNIPPED RN (yes they can reverse it, for males) AND MAKE A BABY
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Am I horrible to get fucking supper turned on by this... like 100% I understand why and how it's a huge red flag no black flag and why it's toxic and not ok but like the idea in theory or like the idea of this kinda toxic love idk it gives me that lady Bonner idk though anyone relate?
Can’t control the coochie unfortunately
LMAO
I CANT WITHCHUUU
We all love dicks so... (=・ω・=)