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this has been driving me insane lately since no one else wants to do it i'll do it cuz it needs to be said. luke looks so fuckable. like he's beyond normal level of attractiveness that makes you go holy shit props to andrew to be honest if it were me i'd get a boner every time i looked at him let alone make out with him he's just so perfect and the......

Barack Obama called me dummy thicc and asked if my sexy ass would attend his orgy with Michelle Obama and Kim-jung un. I politely rejected but this bitch ass mofo grabbed me right in the pussy and called me a dirty commie cum whore. I was on the verge of tears. Thankfully, Vladimir Putin came to save the day and I've had a crush on him ever s......