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Quick shower? Nah I’m out here draining the local aquifer every day I am single-handedly causing the desert crawl baybeeee, those African kids are thirsty because of ME

I had a dream that Chappell Roan was performing a concert in my living room. Each seat was a couch, arranged like theater seating, with the highest at the back and the lowest in the front. There was a huge stage with lights and speakers where the TV usually is. Anyways, I didnt have a ticket for some reason because I didnt know she was doing a con......

Seme showing a "strained" or "obviously deep in pleasure" face while fucking their uke instead of the usual stoic, cool smiling face. I mean it's nice seeing the uke writhing in pleasure but it also nice to see the seme look like he is in a rut or being carnal/animalistic.

Yes Im mcliving with her

Lol those idiots when do I move in?

PERIOD IM DOWNCYA LATER PARENTS

Oh my- No. Just no.

Bitch why not?

If a sweaty hand tries to hold my hand ONE MOR FCKING TIME I will cry

you already know whats up

AYO, SOMETHING'S POKING ME

Guys I don't mean to ruin the mood but I farted