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so we have a horny bard with two brain cells but a good heart that figured out he was totally in danger and didn't even stick around to see a crime completed on the run, and the first thing he does after getting food is roll a 3 on seduction? but since the person he is failing to seduce is chilled with it, he at least gets a place to stay.
um nephew? dude... thin walls and horny bard, you just need to own up and say "sorry, my boyfriend is drunk." otherwise they will think something is up.