Oyaoyaoya's Things

Shit on my grandma's pillow. He was just a puppy back then and we cleaned everything before she got home but holy shit did my soul leave my body for a moment   1 reply

In my first language there's a saying "laugh so you won't cry" t's basically when you joke about something absurd bc there's nothing you can do about it, crying won't solve the problems so if we're going to be miserable either way at least we can do it laughing. It's sad but honestly, sarcasm may be one of my only coping mechanisms these days   1 reply

One time I tried to make basque cheesecake, I had one of those pans that open the bottom and was trying to put baking paper just on the bottom (now looking back, I have no idea what the thought process actually was) but it kept sliding of, so I saw on the internet a woman who used tape to secure it before shutting the bottom closed, then you could ......   reply

That one anime where mc is the twinkiest twink and got dressed as girl when he was a kid for a tv commercial, and ml fell in love but he thought mc was a girl and they never saw each other again, but ml for some reason kept a fucking glass marble that had the exact color of mc's eyes   1 reply