
To every bad thing I've said about the cop dude, I take it back. We love you for pulling through like this in our time of need.
The moldy blueberry dude? I couldn't give one less of a fuck. The fuck, you came here to witness true love or something? Because you ain't doing shit but watching.
And I just want to say, I fully agree with her about not being able to find a man that's actually worth a dime, but at the same time, there are definitely better ways to find better men. But what do I know?