“They’ve actually always known each other but just forgot” is oddly one of my least favorite cliches in romance plots, idk I guess I hate the feeling of love or connection being predestined. Love by mere chance is way more romantic to me lol. On second note, being so horny for a man that you’re willing to pay for a peasant’s dentistry fees just to see him is so hilarious to me. This story really has a creative setup and just fumbled with a rushed and, again, extremely cliche ending. Could have been a brilliant comedy.
Sorry I’m late for my shitty job, boss. I broke an orb, some old guy yelled at me, and a fugly goblin stole my butt virginity.