Um...in my language, a term for water monitors (lizards similar to that) is a curse word. One of the worst. Almost like f*ck but a noun. So I was dead when they said the lizard was a gift. And deader than dead when it's shown to be a part of him (a "scoundrel looking to only mate but not marry"). I am wheezing. Plz send help.
Doggo literally put his face on a corpse. :O