
BRO THIS SLAP WAS NEEDED LIKE 45CHAPS AGO smh but where is Dan? Please come home Dan the kids misses u

The dude needs a big ass whooping to get hims humbled, honestly that slap gave me such satisfaction. BUT I NEED TO SEE HIM SUFFER, idk if he has some kind of backstory for being like this but it’s really hard to even think I would empathise with him.
Either Dan quit and left or his grandma died, is what I’m betting on. I’m so sorry for Dan but coño…grandma was already stepping foot on the other side
I will say this, because I can hide in the anonymity of the World Wide Web: I forgot black haired name, but I wanna be him; like I already have the same anxiety now lemme be in his position what does a man have to do to be him?
You need a golden retriever top boyfriend who will turn feral if you cross him.
Would love that, but all I have is a black cat, who would threaten me the second I accidentally touch them the wrong way or jokingly scare them I am the golden retriever