Saltyhamstar's Things

I'm sorry I'm gonna be called a hater, but finding funny reaction memes is so hard. ESPECIALLY anime ones. I've probably seen 101 anime character edited with nails and big lips. It's 2023 not 2019 please let it go. Oh or the ones that say shook, but use a characters eyes or mouth or something as the O. Basically any My Hero meme (no shade to the manga/anime. Your fans just aren't funny.)

They are just so corny most of the time and we've really been using the same ones for years. Twitter is the only good place to find some that aren't over used and corny. So ig y'all can share your favs or some other types that you also hate. I don't really care. And please don't fight thx <3

I never liked that site but I enjoy the bots so share some sites/app that you use. (Extra points if there's little/no NSFW filter)

My favorite right now is Janitor AI. It does have a slight filter but its not as bad.

Reply to this if you can see this shit lol

For some background knowledge, we dated a year ago and he was one of the catalysts for me realizing I was a lesbian so ladies hmu (▰˘◡˘▰)
Onto the story:
It was Valentine's day (how fun) and we BOTH wanted to do something together but we knew we could go to a restaurant because they were packed. So, instead, we went to our school's musical.
I wanted to see my friends perform, and I could also spend time with my boyfriend to win.
I asked him multiple times to make sure he wanted to go because I wasn't sure if he would be interested in going and every time it was, "Yeah that's fine."
~Fast forward to the day of the play~
When we were there, the whole time he wanted to do *Stuff* which I really didn't want to (At the time I thought it was just because I want in the mood but really I was gay). At intermission, he pulled me into a back hallway and made me kiss him (Not like forcing me but "You would kiss me if you loved me").
I did and his breath tasted really bad and I always avoided kissing him because it did. Eventually, we go back inside for the play to start again and he went from holding my hand to grabbing my thigh which I ignored because I didn't want to come off as a bitch or something. But then he kept grabbing at me so I told him to stop because I was trying to watch the play. He took this as an "Okay I should do something that doesn't obscure her view." So he proceeded to choke me (Which I said I was into because my only experience with men was through mafia ABO fanfictions on Wattpad). At first, I thought he was just putting his arm around me but then he just put me in a chokehold and I was like ??? so in response I whisper yelled,
"Can you stop, your hands stink," which they really did, specifically like old pennies and cheese? So for the rest of the play, he was all sad and he stopped talking to me and when we got home we argued which was very normal for us. He said things like "I didn't even want to go to the play" (even though he literally told me that) or "You won't even let me touch you, what's going to happen when we ACTUALLY have sex. Are you going to get scared last second" (Which if I did you should simply respect my wishes and back off but he has a history for doing the opposite).

I have many more stories about this dude like when after we broke up he threatened to KMS himself because he was so "sad without me" so I stayed up till 1 am playing geography games because I didn't need his death on my conscience.

Anywho you can share some of your stories about your ex-partners or even friends if you want to make me feel better about me wasting 5 months of my life.

I wanted to make a survey for the people of mangago and if you want I can match you up with people that had very similar answers to you.


https://forms.gle/q2WAqKYD4exDDyTC7