im gonna be straight with you's Things

Am I the only who sees a baby and their parents and think 1) Oh they had segggs 2) he came inside?

Like that's always the 1st thoughts that enter my mind x_x help

And then I picture them doing it NO NO BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY!!!!! TwT

Like I feel uncomfortable around babies for that reason. Or when a newly wed couples baby is born, I count back 9 months and if the baby was conceived before the wedding date, I'd think either 1) oh they had segggs before marriage, probably got married asap to hide that fact 2) the wife probably did it with some other dude and the guy is just bad at math / ignorant >w<

Does Any of You enjoy being single? In my culture I think it's really weird to like being single esp. as a girl. I'm like 24 now and never dated anyone nor felt the need to.

Tbh it's effing annoying whenever someone just asks me if I have a bf as if they're entitled to that Q. Like betch, if you don't have anyone to refer to me then stop asking only to stare at me judgementally, ask me why, then ask my age. Like I know you're counting down to 30. Stop it TwT

You're really annoying and the only reason I haven't smacked you is cuz you're someone I have to see on an occasional basis and I don't wanna be known as that grumpy old hag who's miserable cuz she's single

Like I realized i enjoy my enjoy my freedom a lot. I don't like feeling beholden to anyone or having to tell someone where I go and such. Idkkk I heard it's... Fun? But I honestly don't get the appeal. Esp since guys are sometimes so effing disgusting. Like the stuff that goes out of their mouths. Like stahhhhpppp it. You're making me question if I'm disgusted at YOU or at MEN in general TwT. Everytime I hear another segggsual innuendo at the office I wonder if I might be gæ TwT stahp it. You're making me confused