I used to let my best friend’s dad touch my nips for a cup of iced coffee
Uhhh
LMAO
you should have asked for a Mercedes for that much
His main twink got the mercedes :(
damn he got more
I’ve been aggressively stroking my dick to the thought of them going at it like animals. I can’t fucking wait
some things are better left to yourself and yourself only (i know your guardian angels hold their ears closed on the regular)
Bold of you to assume I’m guarded by angels and not devils
what...
I need someone to rub my gooch :(
I busted to this comment, not my proudest moment
Erm wtf weirdo?? Piss off!!
Help what
Fucking pervert, right?
I could use those long ass chins as bicycle seats
the profile picture??
That and I think you need to read the text again
Crazy
LMFAOOOOO
I really thought the misunderstanding would end by the time they fuck but whatever. I do hope they won’t drag this on for too long tho :,((