yare yare.... Demain I realized... I-i could speak the forbidden.. A-a-a-ANIME LANGUAGE!!!! my teas gon cold and I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all even if I could it would all be grey but your picture on my wall.. N-nani?????!! Am I fluent in.. DIDONESE??
"A..are you the new girl? heh I thought so, I-I've never seen you before! KONNICHIWA I'm David-kun! It's so nice to finally meet you! You look just like my waifu HEHEHEHEEH, A-Anyways, I'm so sorry about the jerks in class, they're all BAKA and only care about one thing! heh, not me. I just like to watch my favorite anime jujustu kaisen and read MAIN-GA. A...also I think you're very KAWIIIDESUNE HEHEHEHE. Gah! I'm sorry! I'm just nervous okay? It's just...It's just I wanna (Im not fuckin saying this part) Okay? Well, what do you say? UNHHHH!"
I’m gonna touch you lil’ bro do not let me CATCH you in the comment section again or I’ll follow you! Home
M-MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM JUJUTSU KAISEN IS K-KAISEN!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU DAVID -NYAN??
please I beg I'M ON MY KNEES please PLEASE please touch me PLEASE fiddle in the places where my sun don't shine I BEG
U---UHHHH IT'S JUJUTSU---B---BUT IT'S NOT LIKE---IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE HIM OR ANYTHING > <
like are those titties or METEORITES god sent to destroy humanity.. One side boob slap and I'd be sent out of orbit Gosh Darn Gee Wilikers.... Her jiggle physics are on the level of ayane mane..
Agreed but who are you talking about? If it's the girl in the freaky cover on the homepage than yes.
Help what are you talking about
Pookie ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡
ME!? Well I can’t say I’m not flattered…
They was most definitely talking about you lmfao
DAMNIT!!! I-I-I can't... Be live that my SUGOI JAPAN -CHAN isn't... T-the land of SUBMISSIVE BAKAS WHO CALL ME SENPAI!! I IT'S SO DISGUSTING... NANNI!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY JAPAN
what
r u fr
LMFAO WHAT
sigh
Ho is u coo?
sex
Of course I'm fucking radiant, s-saryana chan ><
i want what ur on
im high on ur old farts bbg
long live lgbtq
BANKAIII!!!! I-I I'M SO DAMN PISSED DESU !!
I ASKED MY TEACHER FOR A BLOOD BREAK AT SCHOOL TODAY. SHE GAVE ME A SANITARY PAD. A FUCKING SANITARY PAD FOR WHAT?? I WAS LIKE BITCH NO.. A BLOOD BREAK SO I CAN DRINK FROM MY DAMN BLOOD POUCH.. THOSE DAMN BAKA MORTALS CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLES.. I'm such a manga character i-i- it drives me insane..
ok girly whatever u saythose normies just don’t get u
You should wait till your school gets one of those “donate your blood” events and sneak in there to get some.
i need you to delete your acc thanks <3 x
I fr cant tell if this is sarcastic or not cuz ur previous posts are in the same manner
I fr cant tell if this is sarcastic or not cuz ur previous posts are in the same manner
you are so quirky
HELP?? I THOUGHT THIS FR WAS SATIRE
It is omg idk how people think it's not I copied this from some random tiktok made by bigeve or smrh
I had a seperate account for this but I lost it so now I just do it on my main. I am satire
bazinga... S-sugoi >.< !!!
I sexy your parents on this, so I'd rather not <3xx
STOP I MEANT SEX FUCK
SEXT
Nya >, < y-y-youre quite sugoi yourself t-t-tulsi pata -chan!!!
Ikr...
LMAOOO U ALMOST GOT ME GWORL
I'm so good at this, it's fine. You're not the first ren sama >.< ALSO HELP I THINK I REPLIED TO YOU ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT TOO BEFORE
LMAO FR? Imma follow u here cuz ur iconic
THIS SEXY SENPAI AT WORK KEPT HITTING ON ME... LIKE - Y-YAMETE KUDASAI SAN... GIVE ME A BREAK !! ┗( T﹏T )┛ HE KEEPS SAYING THINGS LIKE "Why the fuck do you stalk me home?" AND "Did you just take my fucking tissue out the trash and put it in your bag?" OMG!! HE EVEN GIVES ME KAWAII NICKNAMES LIKE "creep" AND "restraining order" J-JUST LIKE OUT OF A MANGA (≡^O^≡)
fuck I forgot to change the title damn it
Chat is this rizz?
I’m gonna report you now.
Omg bestie he totally has the hots for youu, damnnn
You should definitely ask him out, im sure he'll accept~
I DID AND HE SAID "why are you violating the restraining order again?!" HE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET OMGG
it's not rizz, it's full on love
what the sigma
OMGG FRRR ITS GIVING TSUNDERE, HOW CUTEEEE
SIGMA STAND FOR SOMETHING IS GOING MAGICALLY AGONIZING OMG ARE YOU OKAY RKIVE CHAN
IKRRR.. LIKE EEK JUST SAY YOURRE IN LOVE WITH MEEEE
IDK WHAT RESTRAINING ORDER IS BUT ITS DEF A SECRET CODE FOR "I LOVE YOU" YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT AGAINN
The amount of embarrassing data man ga go will have on you if you continue is insane
Omg fr, I feel like everybody forgets about their digital footprint and then just posts whatever
I think he likes you. Dw he just a bit of a tsundere
I lost an account I made purely for cringe onc e
OFC
no I post IN HOPES THEY FIND THIS SHIT
Imagine trying to get a job and they find this, that would be so awkward. You better HOPE they have the same humor as you cause that would suck if they didn’t
They don't search that deep I think unless she's going for some big shot important people type jobs like a lawyer or sumn
Good, cause I was honestly scared for myself too. I’ve posted some questionable things in the past…
I have my own sex toy company it's okay
THE ONLY THAT WOULD SUCK IS THEIR MOUTHS ON MY DICK
I WILL DW !!!
WHAT
Straying across the lonesome roads to find... b-b-BUSTY OMEGAS is harder than I am right now... B-BANKAI!! As I drag up my alpha wolf hand to shield my sexyself from the illuminatiom the chilling moonlight brings, I do sometimes wonder... If busty omegas were just an illusion my HANDSOME mind conjured up to deal with the solitary way my life AS A LONE WOLF has gone.. The silence deafens my ears, and as I sturn to look to the PACK I once had, I realize that nothing I can do will bring them back.. NANI!! That despite the way I uphold myself, my incoherence and inability to guard my pack like I was bred to do has made the meaning of my life void..
Do you need help? Are you trying to tell us something? Remember, there’s always someone there for you, people do care. The suicide hotline is 988, make sure to call in case of an emergency
HELP IM FINE THIS IS A JOKE
Ik! I’m just joking too lol
I JUST REALIZED
it's even worse when they're portrayed all strong and confident at the start, but at the end they're some giant ass uwu fucking bitch just because their love interest made an ugly ratty looking face they perceived as hot. Get your head out of your loose butthole and start thinking for yourself again, dumbass cunt
I don't even care this much, I just wanted to hate something
I hate when authors forget all the Uke’s strengths and by the end they have one braincells
real shit
I-i-i HATE my job, dammmit.. All those BAKAS making ME want TO go SUPER SAIAN!!!!!! BANKAIII
Well I only like my job only every Sundays & the 1st of the month. My happiness is limited.
I don't even have a job ಥ_ಥ i want problems like your.
i love my job i get bread ayyy
are you alive skibidi toilet rizz
yeah baby gronk dildo destroyer
why aint you shitposting no more babygorl
it's just... Without that giant drake dildo up my bum nothing really feels the same
watch out for girl A pt.2
i feel you dawg let me be the one to fill that hole of yours *salivates*
*creams
that was me I lost the damn account when my phone snapped in half sooo
might make a new account or smth dw bbgs
How does your phone snap?!
Blud idek it just did
Can't you just login from a different device? Change your password if you forgot it
thing is, I forgot the email too☠☠
I-IM A LOT LIKE... JOKER... F-FROM THE MOVIE... JOKER!!! destined to be a hot steaming pile of garbage even though I had such a good start
You can do it dont give up!
It might be messy now, or the next few days or months or years but yearn for what you want manifest it and you'll get there!!