beta
Tbh, if this was even remotely realistic, he probably boned the "baby sitter" and took his ass right home. His homeboy really did all the emotional heavy lifting on his behalf . He then realized his homeboy might end up being "a shoulder to cry on" for his spouse and tried to get ahead of it with the uno reverse "maybe you're the one cheating" . Spouse then feels bad for doubting him and they cream pie in peace