You're a virgin if a ding-a-ling hasn't entered your cooter, bootyhole, or mouth.
Idk say something about gaining actual independence maybe?
It seems like your parents are quite strict so saying something like "to make friends or have a better experience in college" won't work
I'd say really try to play on their feelings say you'll move out eventually and living by urself will help you become more accustomed to it; maybe try and......
Jinx tbf it seemed quite original with the boxer and physiotherapist but then it turned to shit icl it's the same author of bj Alex so I didn't know what I expected
Like I don't remember why the poor dude and the rich dude have separated like why is the poor dude now chatting w the blonde dude
And also aren't these people like 30?? I swear there was like a couple of time skips
Everyone is like "omg waiting for his redemption arc" like that will justify anything he's done he's pure trash and Dan needs someone else fr like
HE'S DEAD GUYS GOJOS GONE ITS ALL OVER
he really killed off the hottest people fr like
am I meant to feel sorry for this dickhead bc his parents died in a sad way? yes
do I? Fuck no
Not excusable for Yawhis actions or behaviour, but the author seems it is